oh I know. I would totally ride his face ;)
marry Jason, fuck Luke, and I love you Matt, but I have to kill you..
marry you, kill Brad Paisley, fuck Garrett Hedlund
marry Jake Gyllenhaal, fuck Josh Duhamel, kill Shia Lebouf
kill Tyrese Gibson, marry Johnny Depp, fuck Orlando Bloom
marry Chris Pine, fuck Matthew McConaughey, kill Eric Bana
marry James Franco, fuck Chris Pine/Evans (cause Evans was Captain America, not Pine), and kill Chris Hemsworth
i hate you just a teeennyy bit right now, James :(
this is even harder!! marry Brantley Gilbert, fuck Jason Aldean, kill Bradley Cooper ..i think =\
fuck Luke Bryan, marry Ryan Reynolds, kill Ryan Gosling.. that was hard :(
Fuck marry kills :) in my ask. Now now now!